Wednesday, October 8

"South Park" - Season 12b Premiere - 10:00 p.m. (All-New Episode)
Last time around, "South Park" gave viewers AIDS, mice with penises attached, Canadians on strike, half of Britney Spears's head, porn-addicted adults and a way to "Cheese Your F*!ing brains out!" Now that Cartman and Kyle are cured, Kenny is clean and Stan's dad is, um, satisfied, see what's in store for the boys of South Park in the much-anticipated season premiere! Viewers won't want to miss a single new episode. COMEDY CENTRAL's not just sure of it: they're HIV positive.

"The Sarah Silverman Program" - Season 2b Premiere - 10:30 p.m. (All-New Episode) "High, It's Sarah"
She's back and she's bringing her potty mouth along with her! In the premiere episode, Sarah gets high for the first time, then leaves herself voicemails imploring her sober self to carry out her stoned inspirations. Some of these thoughts prove to be good ideas, while others definitely don't. Meanwhile, Laura and Jay have relationship trouble when Jay inadvertently lets the world know that he had a "nocturnal emission" as a result of a dream about a local news correspondent. Proving that a pretty face isn't worth half as much as a racial slur and a nice, loud fart, Miss Silverman's latest misadventures are sure to entertain and offend in new episodes of "The Sarah Silverman Program."

Thursday, October 9

"The Sarah Silverman Program" - 10:30 p.m. (All-New Episode) "The Mongolian Beef"
In a special second premiere episode, airing in the show's regular timeslot of Thursdays at 10:30 p.m., Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia. Meanwhile, Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he never thought possible.

Friday, October 10

"Chocolate Covered FNSU" - 10:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m.
If the feeling of love is no different than eating large quantities of chocolate, then get ready to fall hard for COMEDY CENTRAL over and over again. Whether viewers like it dark, white, or a bit nutty, there's enough to satisfy anybody's sweet tooth. First, Keith Robinson takes on the white establishment for trying to turn spelling bees into sports on ESPN at 10:00 p.m. Next at 10:30 p.m., Dat Phan proves guys don't have to be black to be into white girls, followed by Kyle Grooms and his definition of a city punch at 11:00 p.m. Then, Billy Gardell observes how political correctness has extended to every group but straight white males after he tries to hold a straight pride parade at 11:30 p.m. At midnight, Gabriel Iglesias brings blacks and Latinos together over racial profiling before ending the night with Deon Cole and his amazement at the existence of black Alaskans at 12:30 a.m. Plus, all night tune in for a sneak peek at David Alan Grier's new show, "Chocolate News," premiering October 15. See just how beneficial chocolate can be on Friday night with COMEDY CENTRAL!

Saturday, October 11

"Sugar & Spice" - COMEDY CENTRAL Movie Premiere - 5:30 p.m.
Starring James Marsden, Mena Suvari and Marley Shelton: Jack and Diane are the perfect high school couple, the star quarterback and the cheerleading captain. When Diane gets pregnant and they're both thrown out of their homes, the cheer squad supports them the only way they know how: by robbing the local bank for baby money. With the jealous head of the JV squad onto their plan, the girls must stick together if they want to stay out of J-A-I-L.

YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. NOW FOLLOW HIM.
"SOUTH PARK: CULT OF CARTMAN"DVD HITS STORES ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7
Comedy Central will be releasing "South Park: The Cult of Cartman", an all new DVD with 12 original life lessons from Eric Cartman himself!

The DVD comes in great bible-esque packaging and includes an exclusive cult membership card and sticker.

COMEDIAN RUSSELL BRAND
FOR A ONE-HOUR STAND-UP SPECIAL

Fresh off his hugely successful performance as the host of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards, COMEDY CENTRAL has signed charismatic and controversial comedian Russell Brand to shoot a one-hour stand-up special. "Russell Brand's comedy is a perfect match for our audience. He's a fresh new face with a rock-star aura and a unique and unpredictable act that pushes the envelope of comedy," said Porter. "American audiences who have been exposed to Russell through 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' and the VMAs have seen just the tip of the iceberg."
Said Brand: "COMEDY CENTRAL is the home of 'South Park,' 'The Daily Show,' and 'The Sarah Silverman Program.' I am thrilled to have such esteemed neighbours - particularly Sarah whom I shall be constantly troubling for cups of sugar and milk, breast milk."

FILLING TV'S BLACK HOLE:
DAVID ALAN GRIER'S "CHOCOLATE NEWS" PREMIERES ON
COMEDY CENTRAL® WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15 AT 10:30 P.M.

Completely Biased Comedy To Blow The Lid Off The Urban Experience In Modern AmericaDavid Alan Grier adds a new flavor to COMEDY CENTRAL with "Chocolate News," an outrageous, character-driven sketch magazine series debuting Wednesday, October 15 at 10:30 p.m. "In Living Color" alum and Tony® Award-nominee David Alan Grier is the creator, executive producer and host of "Chocolate News," a hilarious take on pop culture events that makes no apologies for its biased approach.

"Beast With A Billion Backs" Will Air As A Four-Part Epic, Beginning At 8:00 P.M.

NEW YORK, September 24, 2008 -- Greetings, Earthlings! The Emmy Award-winning animated series "Futurama" has landed at COMEDY CENTRAL and now it's time for the ultimate blast-off! Tune in for the out-of-this-world hilarious World Television Premiere of "Beast with a Billion Backs," scheduled to debut as a four-part epic on Sunday, October 19, beginning at 8:00 p.m.

Felony just got a whole lot funnier! The Network Television Premiere of "Trailer Park Boys: The Movie" debuts on COMEDY CENTRAL Saturday, October 4 at 1:00 a.m.

"Trailer Park Boys" Ricky (Mike Wells), Julian (John Paul Tremblay) and Bubbles (Mike Smith) have pulled some foolish heists in their day. In this feature film derived from the hit Canadian television series, the boys decide to top themselves by robbing an untraceable fortune... in loose change of course! While Bubbles tries to maintain his ever-expanding collection of cats, Julian attempts to train two dim-witted assistants for the big heist and Ricky struggles to come to terms with his girlfriend's new job at the gentleman's club, the trailer park boss schemes to rid the boys from their trailer park home in a deadly game of Sunnydale Chicken. The laughs will be rolling like tumbleweeds in the Network Television Premiere viewers won't want to miss!

Comedian Bill Burr takes the stage and tells it like it is in his all-new one-hour stand-up special. "Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This?"

From a stance of "uninformed" logic, Burr confronts racism and homophobia, relationships and over population with a simplistic honesty that is just as relatable as it is hilarious. Burr makes his case against "How to Catch a Predator" as bad PR for white people, shares his views against population control for animals and explains how the Government has used the fast food industry to cover up conspiracies. This is one hour of comedy that is not to be missed.

Sean Maguire ("Meet the Spartans," "The Class") has been tapped as the lead in COMEDY CENTRAL's new series "Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire," the all-comedy network's first foray into medieval comedy, which will be shot on location in Hungary and is scheduled to premiere in early 2009.

Warning: This stand-up performance will be delivered with a British accent, so be prepared for words to come with more authority than you're used to. With a mixture of political sound bites, still photos and schmaltzy 80's power ballads, comedian John Oliver takes a look at the moments that have defined our soul-sucking decade. From his take on the evolution controversy to imperialism to global warming, watching this stand-up special may be your only way of surviving these Terrifying Times.

Comedy Central Launches SouthParkStudios.com which will feature free, streaming, full-length episodes and clips from the entire 12 seasons of the Award-winning animated series.

Carlos Mencia Live Stand-Up DVD: Very entertaining! Get ready to laugh at Carlos Mencia's latest stand-up DVD. This guy has tons of energy on stage and covers tons of topics in his performance. He's honest and raw. Despite some crazy language, he tackles the topics that many comedians are too scared to discuss with an audience. He covers rap, race, politics and more! Check out the DVD, it's really worth it if you are a comedy fan!

The Best of Chappelle's Show Uncensored DVD and Chappelle's Show: The Lost Episodes Uncensored DVD: Two DVD's from Comedy Central that will have you laughing from beginning to end are from none other than Dave Chappelle. If you are as bummed as we were about the show coming to a halt after a few seasons, you can grab one of these newly released DVD's and relive all the hilarious skits over again! Our favorites are the characters of "Tyrone Biggums", "Lil' John" and "Prince"! You can't forget the skits, "The Mad Real World" and "Charlie Murphy: True Hollywood Stories," either! Dave Chappelle's episodes were watch over again and can keep you entertained for hours!