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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jennifer Morrison (1979)
Tiny Tim (1932)
Claire Danes (1979)
Ed O'Neil (1946)
Art Alexakis (1962 - PCM
Interview)
David Letterman (1947)
Shannen Dohertey (1971)
Andy Garcia (1956)
Vince Gill (1957)
Herbie Hancock (1940)
Hardy Kruger (1928)
David Cassidy (1950)
Jordana Spiro (1977 - PCM
Interview) |
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| April
12th Tax Season Quote |
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There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get
worse every year. " |
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12's Weird Jokes: |
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Two polar bears are sitting on an iceberg.
One falls in the water, the other turns to him and says "bye
bye radio!"
So one cow says to the other, "Are you afraid of that
mad cow disease?"
The second cow relplies, "Why should I be? I'm a chicken."
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| From
The Insurance Report: |
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► I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
► As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly
appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
► To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian.
► My car was legally parked as it backed into the other
vehicle.
► An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car
and vanished.
► I told the police that I was not injured, but on
removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
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