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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jennifer Garner (1972)
Posh Spice 'Victoria Caroline Adams Beckham' (1974)
Liz Phair (1967 - PCM
Interview)
Kimberly Elise (1967 - PCM
Interview)
Roddy Piper (1954)
Jan Hammer (1948)
William Holden (1918 - 1981) |
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April
Trivia
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| April
17th's Doctor's Notes: |
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► Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this
lady pregnant.
► Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I
thought you might like to work her up.
► She is numb from her toes down.
► While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent
home.
► The skin was moist and dry.
► Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
► Patient was alert and unresponsive.
► Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
► She stated that she had been constipated for most
of her life, until she got a divorce.
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| Things
I Learned From The Movies: |
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Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds
- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped
inside. |