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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Luthor
Vandross (1951 - 2005)
Ryan O'Neal (1941)
Crispin Glover (1964)
Tito Puente (1925)
Carmen Electra (1976)
Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
Jessica Lange (1949)
George Takai (1940)
Veronica Cartwright (1950)
Lionel Hampton (1908)
Joey Lawrence (1976)
Andy Serkis (1964)
Edie Sedgwick (1943)
Harold Lloyd (1893)
Bruce Cabot (1904)
Tito Puente (1925 - 2000)
Harlof Lloud (1893 - 1971) |
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What
NOT To Say To The Officer:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with
me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition
to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son . . . your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond
with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?" |
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Today's
Quote:
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Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
-Dr. Who |
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Today's
Other Quote:
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What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- Adoph Hitler
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