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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Hank
Azaria (1964)
Oliver Cromwell (1599)
Edward R. Murrow (1908)
Jerry Leiber (1933)
Al Pacino (1940)
Joe Buck (1969)
Renee Zellwiger (1969)
Ella Fitzgerald (1917) |
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April
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| April
25th's Joke: |
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit
and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed
a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the
owner angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted
out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's
a week's pay -- now get out and don't come back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has
that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He
was just here to deliver a pizza!" |
| Today's
random Quote... |
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have
only friends that they like. |
