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Tawny Cypress (1976)
Joshua J C Chasez (1976)
Dustin Hoffman (1937)
Sable 'Rena Mero' (1967)
Kool Moe Dee (1962)
Drew Lachey (1976)
Paris Latsis (1979)
Scott Stapp (1973)
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August
8th Trivia
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1975- Hank Williams, Jr. fell from a mountain in Montana,
requiring reconstructive surgery to his face.
In 1974, Pres. Nixon announced his intention to resign due
to his complicity in the Watergate cover-up three days earlier.
In 1786, coinage of U.S. money is established by Congress.
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8th's Insults: |
► Skylight
leaks a little.
► Slinky's kinked.
► Surfing in Nebraska.
► Too much yardage between the goal posts.
► Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
► The lights are on, but nobody's home.
► 24 cents short of a quarter.
► The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
► All foam, no beer.
► The cheese slid off her cracker.
► Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
► Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
on the heel.
► He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch
on the way down.
► An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
► As smart as bait.
► Chimney's clogged.
► Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. |
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"Now watch this." |
