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The Big List Of Really Bad Jokes
 
The Big List Of Bad Jokes
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?



Because Chickens Hadn't Been Invented Yet!
Who's Green and Sings?



Elvis Parsley!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?



Dam!
Did you hear about the guy who went to a zoo that had no animals except for a dog?



It was a Shiatzu!
Who's the guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling water?



Stu!
Where does Santa keep his Army?



His Sleevie!
What's Black and White and Hides in a Cave?



A Zebra Who Owes Money!
Who's the guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?



Art!
What made the broken pencil story so boring?



It Didn't Have a Point!
What do Flies wear on their feet?



Shoos!
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?



If it had 4 Doors, it'd be a Sedan!
What do outlaws eat with their milk?



Crookies!
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says....



We Don't Serve Food Here!
A man walked into a house



Ouch!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?



A fsh!
A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose.....



The Doctor said "I can tell you right now,
you're not eating right!"
What's yellow, lives in a tree, and is VERY VERY dangerous?



A canary With a Machine Gun!
Why did the pilot call out sick?



He Had The Flew!
What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with?



A Chair, A Toothbrush and A Spoon!
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?



It has more Ducks!
What's brown and sticky?



A Stick!
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other...



"Do You Know How To Drive This Thing?"
A skeleton walks an ice cream shop and says...



"Give me an Ice Cream and a Mop!"
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?



Any Dog! Buildings can't jump!
A horse walks into a bar...



The Bartender Says "Why The Long Face?"
What time do you go to the dentist?



Tooth Hurty!
What do you get when you cross the Ocean with the Titanic?



Halfway!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?



A Stick!
What's the difference between one yard and two yards?



A Fence!
How do you keep a fool in suspense?



...
I put clean socks on every day this week...



Now My Shoes Don't Fit!
We had a nice quiet dinner last night,



Except for the Celery, of course!

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