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December
2nd Celebrity Birthdays
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Britney Spears (1981)
Lucy Liu (1968)
Monica Seles (1973)
Nelly Furtado (1978)
Ray Walston (1914-2001)
Penelope Spheeris (1945)
Irene Dunn (1904)
Michael McDonald (1952)
Nate Mendel (1968)
Julie Harris (1925)
Cathy Lee Crosby (1948) |
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December
2nd's Shopping Joke
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A rich woman walked into a clothing store during the Christmas
rush and said to the clerk, "My husband only buys the
best! I have come to pick out a seal coat!"
The clerk smiled. "Certainly, madam," he replied,
"What kind of a coat would your husband's seal like?"
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December
2nd's Penguin Joke
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| A man was driving down a
street in New York City with a pick- up truck full of penguins.
A police officer stopped him. "Listen Mister, you can't
drive through New York City with a truck full of penguins.
You take them to the zoo this instant."
"Alright officer.." said the man and drove away.
The next day, the police officer saw the same man in the
same truck, with the same penguins. Only now, they were
all wearing dark sunglasses. So he stopped him again...
"Listen Mister. Didn't I tell you yesterday to take
these penguins to the zoo?" asked the officer.
"I did." replied the man. "And we had a great
time. So today... we're going to the beach!"
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December
2nd's Mogwai (Gremlin) Rules:
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1) Keep it away from bright light.
2) Don't get any water on it.
3) Never, never ever feed it after midnight.
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