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December
15th Celebrity Birthdays
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Tim Conway (1933)
Adam Brody (1979)
Helen Slater (1963)
Jesse Belvin 1932-1960, Age 27)
Dave Clark (1942)
Stuart Townsend (1972) |
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December
15th's Christmas Shopping Joke
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's
funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now
there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The
last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change
for a reward."
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December
15th's "Check The Envelope" Reminder
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| Last Christmas, grandpa was
feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts
had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to
everyone instead.
In each card he wrote, “Buy your own present!” and mailed
them early.
He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and
it was only after the holiday that he noticed that he had
receiving very few cards in return. Puzzled over this, he
went into his study, intending to write a couple of his
relatives and ask what had happened. It was then, as he
cleared off his cluttered desk that he got his answer. Under
a stack of papers, he was shocked to find the gift checks
which he had forgotten to enclose with the cards.
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December
15th's Reindeer Jokes
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Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
Because they’re the only ones who know where they itch!
How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground
 Did
you know that according to the song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer", Santa has twelve reindeer?
Sure, in the introduction it goes "There's Dasher
and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner
and Blitzen..." That makes eight reindeer.
Then there's Rudolph, of course, so that makes nine. Then
there's Olive. You know, "Olive the other reindeer
used to laugh..." That makes ten.
The eleventh is Howe.
You know, "Then Howe the reindeer loved him..."
Eleven reindeer.
Oh, and number 12? That's Andy! "Andy shouted out
with glee."
The proof is in the song!
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