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December
28th Celebrity Birthdays
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Leah Lail (1970)
Denzel Washington (1954)
Stan Lee (1922)
Edgar Winter (1946)
Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)
Lew Ayres (1908)
Hildegard Knef (1925) |
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December
28th's Bad Joke
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
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December
28th's End of the Year Pun
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| One Christmas, Joe and Peter
built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd
leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.
The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross
it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other
side.
'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying
to pull the wool over our ice!'
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December
28th's Other Bad Jokes
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What happened when the snowgirl fell out
with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball
How do you know when there is a snowman
in your bed?
You wake up wet
What do you get if cross a snowman and
a shark?
Frost bite
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo
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