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December
29th Celebrity Birthdays
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Jude Law (1972)
Mary Tyler Moore (1936)
Yvonne Elliman (1950)
Marianne Faithful (1946)
Andrew Johnson (1808) |
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December
29th's Daily Joke
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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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December
29th's Holiday Joke
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| Three men died shortly after
Christmas and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas
to get into heaven."
The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle",
he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint
Peter said.
The man from wales reached into his pocket and pulled out
a set of keys He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly
gates".
The Irishman started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
The Irishman replied, "These are Carols."
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December
29th's End of the Year Wish
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| "May all your troubles
last as long as your New Year’s resolutions." |
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