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December
31st Celebrity Birthdays
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Val Kilmer (1959)
Tom Riddle (1929)
Adam Rifkin (1966)
Bebe Neuwirth (1958)
Sir Anthony Hopkins (1937)
Andy Summers (1942)
Donna Summer (1948)
Ben Kingsley (1943)
Pola Negri (1984) |
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December
31st's Easy New Year's Resolutions
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| 10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more. Or maybe I can do that next year.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
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Heard
Outside The Office:
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| "Hey, when you're smokin'
cigarettes outside...who comes by later to pick up those butts?
'Cause that dude is not doin' his job." |
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Auld
Lang Syne
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here's a hand, my trusty friend
And gie's a hand o' thine
We'll tak'a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
FYI - An old Scotch tune, 'Auld Lang Syne' literally means
'old long ago' or 'the good old days.'
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December
31's Bit Of Advice - 'Just Say Yes' When...
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| My wife and I were going
for New Year's Eve. She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow,
eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then
turned to me and said, "Does this look natural?"
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