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February
4th Celebrity Birthdays
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Oscar De La Hoya (1973)
Gabrielle Anwar (1970 - PCM
Interview)
Clint Black (1962)
Rosa Parks (1913)
Kitero (1953)
David Brenner (1945)
Natalie Imbruglia (1975)
Alice Cooper (1948)
George A Romero (1940)
Pamelyn Ferdin (1959)
Ida Lupino (1918)
Conrad Bain (1923) |
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February
4th's Daily Joke
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Dear Abby,
I have a problem. I have two brothers and two sisters, one
brother is a Lawyer, the other was just sentenced to death
for murder.
My mother died from insanity when I was young. My two sisters
are prostitutes, my father sells narcotics to feed the family.
Recently I met a girl who was released from a reformatory
where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child
and I want very, much to marry her, my problem is this...
If I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother,
the Lawyer?
Please advise ...
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February
4th's Advice - Don't Sat 'Stupid', Say
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The elevator doesn't go all
the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely. |
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February
4th's Other Fun Facts
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► George Washington
is elected as the first president of the United States by
the Electoral College way back in 1789
► In 1825, the Ohio Legislature authorized the construction
of the Ohio and Erie Canal and the Miami and Erie Canal
► Professional baseball player Pete Rose (aka Charlie
Hustle) was banned from the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1991
due to the fact that he used to illegally gamble on games |
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