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February
18th Celebrity Birthdays
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Andre 3000 'Andre Young'
(1965)
Yoko Ono (1933)
Matt Dillon (1964)
John Hughes (1950)
Julie Strain (1962)
Molly Ringwald (1968)
Juice Newton (1952)
Vanna White (1957)
Dr. Dre (1965)
John Travolta (1955)
Dennis DeYoung (1947)
Edward Arnold (1890)
Greta Scacchi (1960)
George Kennedy (1925)
Cybill Shepard (1950)
Jack Palance (1919) |
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February
18th's Daily One Liners
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► Last night I played
a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
► Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges
didn't live there.
► If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
► Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
► If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
► I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me
how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."
► So what's the speed of dark?
► How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees?
And who has been dissing them anyhow?
► After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?
► Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
► If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do
you pack it in?
► I just got skylights put in my place.
The people who live above me are furious.
► Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
► Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
► When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $5.95 per minute.
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February
18th's Famous Last Words
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| "Good doggy." |
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February
18th's Other Fun Facts
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► Mark Twain's The
Adventures of Huckberry Finn was published for the first time
in 1885
► The first Academy Awards were announced in 1929
► In 1930, ex-planet Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh
► In the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001, race car
legend Ralph Dale Earnhardt was killed in a crash |
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