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February
25th Celebrity Birthdays
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George Harrison (1943 - 2001)
Music Guy (1960)
Carrot Top (1967)
Jim Backus (1913-1989)
Tea Leoni (1966)
Zeppo Marx (1901 - 1979)
Sean Aston (1971)
Gert Frobe (1913)
Karen Grassle (1942) |
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February
25th's Daily Joke
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A young ventriloquist is
touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small
town.
He's going through his usual run of silly (Generic Funny Minority)
jokes when a big (Generic Funny Minority) woman in the fourth
row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard
just about enough of your denigrating (Generic Funny Minority)
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with
their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in my community,
of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not
only (Generic Funny Minority) s but women at large... all
in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the
(Generic Funny Minority) pipes up, "You stay out of this
mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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February
25th's Fun Fact
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| We can't all be heroes, because
someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. |
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February
25th's Inspirational Equation
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| E=MC2 (Effectiveness= motivation*competence*Commitment) |
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February
25th's Other Fun Facts
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► Oregon became the
first US state to levy a gasoline tax in 1919 by placing 1
cent tax on every gallon of gas
► One this day in 2006, the world's population reached
an estimated 6.5 billion people |
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