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February
28th Celebrity Birthdays
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Robert Sean Leonard (1969)
Bernadette Peters (1948)
Billie Bird (1908-2002)
Gilbert Gottfried (1955)
Dorothy Stratton (1960-1980)
Willie Garson (1963 - PCM
Interview)
Brian Jones (1942-1969, Age 27)
Mercedes Ruhl (1948)
John Turturro (1957)
Tommy Tune (1939)
Bubba Smith (1945)
Zero Mostel (1915) |
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February
28th's Daily Joke
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A very shy guy goes into
a club and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After
an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to
her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted
with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,
I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What
do you mean, $200?" |
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February
28th's Other Joke
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"Ever since we got married,
my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking,
smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She
taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet
cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock
market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you
so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good enough for me." |
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February
28th's Other Fun Facts
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► Wallace Carothers
discovered Nylon in 1935
► In 1940, basketball was televised for the first time.
The game was Fordam University vs. University of Pittsburgh.
► KISS reunited at the 1996 Grammys in full makeup and
costume |
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