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February
29th Celebrity Birthdays
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Ja Rule (1976)
Antoniao Sabato Jr (1972)
Dinah Shore (1916)
Tony Robbins (1960)
Joe Hummel III (1960)
Dennis Farina (1944)
Jimmy Dorsey (1904) |
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February
29th's Etch-A-Skech Tech Support Reports
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Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all
of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same
color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it. |
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February
29th's Trivial Questions
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► Why is the time of
day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
► Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
► Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute,
Next Exit"?
► Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
► If procrastinators had a club would they ever have
a meeting?
► If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still
#2? |
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