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January
9th Celebrity Birthdays
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"I would have made a
good Pope. "
- Richard M. Nixon (1913)
AJ McLean (1978)
Joely Richardson (1965)
Joan Baez (1941)
Bob Denver (1935-2005)
Jimmy Page (1944)
Dick Enberg (1935)
Dave Matthews (1967)
Severus Snape (1960)
Lee Van Cleef (1925-1999) |
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Glad
I'm Not a Generically Fully Minority
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I know one
who...
....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
....she thought a quarterback was a refund
....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
....she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center
....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools
....she thought General Motors was in the Army.
....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
....under "education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked On Phonics".
....she tried to drown a fish.
....she tripped over a cordless phone.
....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said, "concentrate".
....she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DONT WALK".
....they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
grade.
....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius".
....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
....it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes"
....she studied for a blood test-and failed
....she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
....she sold the car for gas money
....when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not
admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved
....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
....she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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January
9th's Thing I Learned
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| I've learned that the people
you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away. |
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January
9th's Other Fun Facts
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► 1788 - Connecticut
became the 5th state
► 1951 - Life After Tomorrow, 1st film to receive an
"X" rating, premiered in London... 'X' ratings at
that time were not the same as today - through 1951-1970,
it meant film was for viewers over 16.
► 1956 - Abigail Van Buren's "Dear Abby" column
1st appeared in newspaper syndication.
► 2007 - Apple's iPhone was unveiled. |
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