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January
12th Celebrity Birthdays
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Melanie Chisholm (1974)
Howard Stern (1954)
Rush Limbaugh (1951)
Jack London (1876)
Rob Zombie (1966)
Kirstie Alley (1951)
HAL 9000 (1992)
Olivier Marinez (1966)
Wallace Yohn (1947-1974, Age 27)
John Hancock (1737)
Melanie 'Sporty Spice' Chisolm (1974) |
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January
12th's Daily Joke
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Tom had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the
present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked...
"Who never talks back to mother?
... Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison.
"Okay, dad, you get the toy." |
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January
12th's Fun Facts About The Differences Between Men and Other
Objects
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What's the difference between
men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need
dough.
Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months
or 10,000 miles, whichever came first.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. |
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January
12th's Other Fun Facts
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► 1906 - Dow Jones
closes over 100 for the 1st time
► 1959 Motown Records is formed in Detroit.
► 1965 - 'Hullabaloo' premiered on NBC.
► 1966 - ABC's 'Batman' television series premiered.
► 1971 - CBS's 'All In The Family' premiered. |
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