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January
23rd Celebrity Birthdays
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen (1974)
Humphrey Bogart (1899)
Ernie Kovacs (1919)
Rutger Hauer (1944)
Mariska Hargitay (1964)
Randolph Scott (1898)
Gail O'Grady (1963)
Tony Lucca (1976)
Richard Dean Anderson (1950)
Jeanne Moreau (1928)
Chita Rivera (1933)
Gil Gerard (1943) |
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January
23rd's Daily Joke
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A brunette, redhead and (Generic Funny Minority) went to
a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating
healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room
and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance
who said, "Welcome to the ladies room.
Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which,
if you look into it and say something truthful, you will
be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something
false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void
of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror,
the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us
three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of
money.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented
of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand
new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
the (Generic Funny Minority) looked into the mirror and
said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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January
23rd's Fun Fact
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It's always darkest before
dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's
the time to do it. |
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January
23rd's Other Fun Facts
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► 1793 - Humane Society
of Philadelphia (America's 1st aid organization) founded.
► 1984 - Hulk Hogan defeated the Iron Sheik to become
WWF champion.
► 1986 The 1st induction of Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame
included Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Domino, Everly
Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley.
► 1978 - Chicago Guitarist Terry Kaith's last words
were "Don't worry, it's not loaded" while playing
russian roulette. |
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