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January
24th Celebrity Birthdays
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"I'll
Sleep When I'm Dead"
- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)
Ray Stevens (1939)
Matthew Lillard (1970)
Mischa Barton (1986)
Sharon tate (1943-1969)
Ricky Ullman (1986)
Nastassia Kinski (1959)
Yakov Smirnoff (1951)
Neil Diamond (1941)
Mary Lou Retton (1968)
Tatyana Ali (1979)
John Belushi (1949-1982)
Ernest Borgnine (1917)
Michel Serrault (1928) |
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January
24th's Quick Jokes
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► We are born naked,
wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.
► Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
else.
► If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of payments.
► Marriage is the process of finding out what kind
of man your wife would have preferred.
► Some people are like Slinkies... not really good
for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
► A philosopher always knows what to do until it
happens to him.
► A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no
match for me at kick boxing.
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January
24th's Airport Observation
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask"
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January
24th's Other Fun Facts
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1935 - The 1st beer in a can - 'Krueger Cream Ale' is sold
by the Kruger Brewing Company.
► 1963 - Buddy Rogers and Lou Thesz wrestle in Toronto,
Rogers becomes WWWF wrestling champ and Thesz becomes NWA
champion.
► 1984 - Apple Computer unveiled the Macintosh personal
computer |
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