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January
28th Celebrity Birthdays
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Elijah Wood (1981)
Joey Fatone (1977)
Nick Carter (1980)
Alan Alda (1936)
Mikhail Baryshnikov (1948)
Sarah McLachlan (1968)
Kathryn Morris (1969)
Barbi Benton (1950) |
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January
28th's One-Liners
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► Strangers have the best candy.
► Without ME, it's just AWESO.
► 668 -The neighbour of the beast.
► How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of
it.
► I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I
am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
► What does it take for your Mom to get you out of
bed in the morning?
About 45 minutes.
► I like to sleep. That not only explains why I'm
late to school, but also my grades.
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On
The Insurance Report
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fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when
I struck him.
► The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run,
so I ran over him.
► I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as
he bounced off the roof of my car.
► The indirect cause of the accident was a little
guy in a small car with a big mouth.
► I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I
was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
► The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting
to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front end.
► I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep
at the wheel and had an accident.
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January
28th's Other Fun Facts
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► 1953 - J. Fred Muggs
(a chimp) joined NBC's 'Today Show'
► 1986 - Space Shuttle Challenger 10 exploded 73 sec
after liftoff, killing astronauts Michael J. Smith, Dick Scobee,
Ronald McNair, Ellison Onizuka, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnik
and schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe. |
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