| Celebrities Born Today: < |
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Cent 'Curtis Jackson' (1976)
Della Reese (1931)
George W. Bush # 43 (1946)
Sylvester Stallone (1946)
Bill Haley (1925)
Geoffrey Rush (1951)
Burt Ward (1945)
Janet Leigh (1927) |
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| Men
Translated, By Women: |
"It's a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh-huh." "Sure, honey." "Yes, dear."
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive
like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on
my mind."
Really means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there
is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." |
| Things
I Learned From The Movies: |
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Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family
every morning even though their husband and children never have
time to eat it. |
