| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Sarah
Wayne Callies (1977)
Heidi Klum (1973)
Morgan Freeman (1937)
Pat Boone (1934)
Alanis Morissette (1974)
Andy Griffith (1926)
Ron Wood (1947)
Lisa Hartman (1956)
Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)
Oliver James III (1980) |
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| Partial
solar eclipse in the Arctic. |
| Getting
Ready For A Much-Needed Vacation From Work... |
The
company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition,
the entire staff was to submit entries that would
save money for the firm.
The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post
corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200
individual copies for distribution. He got a helium balloon
with the company logo and one share of stock.
A memo announcing the prize went out to 200 people. |
| June
Wedding Season Wisdom: |
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the
world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: "That happens in most countries, son." |
| NOW
You Tell Me! |
► The graduate
with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
►
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How
does it work?"
►
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How
much will it cost?"
►
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want
fries with that?" |
| Klingon
For Dummies |
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nuqDaq 'oH puchpa"e' - Where Is The Bathroom?
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