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Bill Hader (1978)
Michael Cera (1988)
Tom Jones (1940)
Liam Neeson (1952)
Jessica Tandy (1909)
Prince (1958)
Allen Iverson (1975)
Dean Martin (1917)
Anna Kournikova (1981)
Karl Urban (1972)
Dva Navarro (1967)
Jim Gaffigan (1966)
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June Trivia
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7th's 'Thats What That Kid said' Jokes: |
"Artificial
insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of
the bull."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them
and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than
it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look
like umbrellas."
"The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, the
borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains
the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable
cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five -- a, e,
i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against
insects."
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of
Indiana."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been
taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose
of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight
cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors." |
| Things
I Learned From The Movies... |
| All telephone numbers
in America begin with the digits 555. |
