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Patrick Dempsey (1966)
Ashley Olson (1986)
Mary-Kate Olson (1986)
Arlester Christian (1943-1971)
Leeann Tweeden (1973)
Tim Allen (1953)
Basil Rathbone (1892)
Chris Evans (1981)
Steve-O (1974)
Rivers Cuomo (1970)
Ally Sheedy (1962) |
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June Trivia
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13th's Joke: |
A (Generically Funny Minority) decides to try horseback riding,
even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs
into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the (Generically
Funny Minority) begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a frim grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from
the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when......
The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the horse! |
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