| Celebrities
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Mario
Vazquez (1977)
Harry Nilsson (1941)
Helen Hunt (1963)
Neil Patrick Harris (1973)
Courtney Cox-Arquette (1964)
Leah Remini (1970)
Ice Cube (1969)
Alberto Sordi (1920)
Jim Belushi (1954) |
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FULL MOON
Lyrids Meteor Shower
June 14-16
The Lyrids usually rain up to 10 meteors per hour during its
peak.
Total lunar eclipse, mainly visible
in Africa, India, and the Middle East.
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| June
Trivia |
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15th's Little Johnnie vs The Teacher Jokes: |
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes
in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you
don't have to keep yours.
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something
I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.
"That's what I did."
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about
your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet." |
| In
Case You Didn't Know... (TMI) |
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► Donald Duck comics and cartoons were banned in Finland
because he doesn't wear any pants. |
