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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Alex
Toth (1928)
George Michael (1963)
George Orwell (1903)
Dikembe Mutumbo (1966) |
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June Trivia
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25th's Joke: |
A (Generic Funny Minority) was down on her luck. In order to
raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for
ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under
the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A (Generic Funny Minority) ."
The (Generic Funny Minority) then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the (Generic Funny Minority) checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The (Generic
Funny Minority) opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a
note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow (Generic
Funny Minority) ?" |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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► There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works
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