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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Tobey Maguire (1975)
Christian Kane (1974 - PCM
Interview)
Lauren Hill (1979)
Helen Keller (1880)
Steve Doocy (1956) |
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June Trivia
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27th's Silly Jokes: |
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► Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says to
them,
"Get out! We don't serve your type here."
► A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mom. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But
they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
► A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,
"How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For
you, no charge."
► Two atoms are walking down the street and they run
into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all
right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are
you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed
to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.
- Helen Keller
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