| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Karen
Carpenter (1950-1983)
Jon Bon Jovi - John Bongiovi (1962)
Eddie Money (1949)
Bryce Dallas Howard (1981)
Ted Gisel 'Dr Suess' (1904-1991)
Chris Martin (1977)
Lou Reed (1942)
Helmut Kollen (1950-1977, Age 27)
Laraine Newman (1952)
Desi Arnez (1917-1986)
Daniel Craig (1968) |
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| March
2nd In Sports: |
| 1962
- Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a single basketball
game against the New York Knicks. Final score: 169-147, at the
Hershey Arena. Although there were only about 6,000 tickets
sold, guesstimates are that almost 50% of male sports fans born
in the Phuiladelphia area between 1925 and 1958 claim to have
been at the event. |
| March
2nd's Joke: |
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A rather plain woman walks by the local pet shop, and sees
a Parrot perched outside.
She steps up for a closer look, and the Parrot says' "Hey
Lady!"
"You're Ugly!"
She storms off on a huff.
The nest day she walks by and the Parrot yells "Hey
Lady! You're Ugly!"
She storms past the parrot into the store, complaining to
the manager.
He apologizes, and she goes on her way.
On the third day, the Parrot yells the same thing
"Hey Lady! You're Ugly!".
She once again enters the pet shop, this time threatening
to buy the parrot, and feeding it to her cat.
The fourth day, she passes the Parrot.
"Hey Lady!"
She looks at the Parrot and asks "What!?!"
"You know..." replied the Parrot.
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| March
2nd's 2nd Joke: |
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A man purchased an old home in Northern New York State from
two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and he was
concerned about the house's lack of insulation
"If they could live here all those years, so can we!"
the man confidently declared.
One November night the temperature plunged to below zero,
and he woke up to find interior walls covered with frost.
The man called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house
warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.
"For the past 30 years," he muttered to himself,
"they've gone to Florida for the winter."
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| From
The Mouth's Of Babes...... |
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When Is It OK To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
to mess with that.
- Curt, age 9
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do.
- Howard, age 8
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