| Celebrities Born Today: |
Jessica
Beil (1982)
Tim Kazurinsky (1950)
David Faustino (1974 - PCM
Interview)
Tone Loc (1966)
Jean Harlow (1911-1937)
James Doohan (1920-2005)
Stacie Orrico (1986)
Doc Watson (1925)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1962)
Robyn Hitchcock (1953) |
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Born Today? |
| You
were probably concieved on June
10th! |
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| March
3rd's Sign of the Times: |
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there. |
| March
3rd's Joke: |
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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats
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| Today's
Superhero Quote: |
"We've got a date with Destiny, and it looks like she's
ordered the lobster."
- The Shoveler (William H. Macy) in the Film MYSTERY
MEN. |
