| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Carrie
Underwood (1983)
Sharon Stone (1958)
Eva Herzigova (1973)
Harriet Tubman (1913)
Jasmin Guy (1964)
Cristian de la Fuente (1974 - PCM
Interview)
Osama bin Ladin (1957)
Edie Brickell (1966)
Chuck Norris (1940)
Nenah Cherry (1963)
Tom Scholz (1947)
Barry Fitzgerald (1888) |
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| March
10th's Chuck Nofris Facts: |
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picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1
billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every
answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It
was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was
also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white
hair.
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| March
10th's Joke: |
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of
the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped
for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the
(Generic Funny Minority) employee. "Before we order, could
you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?
The (Generic Funny Minority) girl leaned over the counter and
said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing." |
| Getting
Ready For St. Patrick's Day... |
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Paddy past away. There was a huge wake . Everyone was there
. Paddy was laid out on the kitchen table .
Mick and Sean were in saying their last goodbyes when the
table broke.
Sean said "What do we do?"
Mick says "We need three chairs to prop him up on."
Quick as a flash Sean yells out. "Attention Everyone.
I need three chairs for Paddy."
The mourners replied "Hip Hip Hooray , Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip Hooray".
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| Song
Lyrics... |
I usta love her, but I had to kill her... I can still hear her
complain
-Guns N Roses |
