| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Eva Longoria (1975)
Sabrina Salerno (1968)
Brett Michaels (`963)
Fabio (1959)
Judd Hirsch (1935)
Andrew Jackson (1767)
Dee Snider (1955)
Sylvester Stone (1943)
Young Buck (1981)
Ternce Trent D'Arby (1962)
Ry Cooder (1947) |
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| March
Trivia |
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A man aswered the knock on his door, and was surprised to
see a six foot cockroach standing there. He was even more
suprised at the hard slap in the face the giant insect gave
him before running off.
The same thing, it turned out, happened to his neighbor.
The next night, the bug knocked on the door again, but the
man was prepared; he kicked the bug and it ran off.
Worried about his contact with the cockroach, he went to
his doctor and told him the story.
The doctor replied, "I know, there's a nasty bug running
around."
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| The
Ides Of March |
by
William Shakespeare
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest -
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men -
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me. |
| March
15th's Texan St. Patty's Day Joke: |
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to
the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a
bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody
in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness Beer back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman
who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10
pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all
10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to- back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If
ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes
you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub
down the street to see if I could do it first".
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| Prepping
For The 17th of March... |
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What
is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs
don't turn into men when they drink!
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