| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Eric
Estrada (1949)
Jerry Lewis (1926)
Chuck Woolery (1940)
Lauren Graham (1967)
Todd McFarlane (1961)
Tsutomu Yamaguchi (1916-2010)
James Madison (1751)
David Cronenberg (1943)
Flavor Flav (1959)
Henny Youngman (1906)
Nancy Wilson (1954) |
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| March
16th Trivia |
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► 1945 - Tsutomu Yamaguchi was the only individual who
witnessed and survived both atom bombs in Japan, Hiroshima August
6th, and Nagasaki on August 9. |
| March
16th's Joke: |
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into
a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness Beer. Just
as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies
landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.
The thrifty Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it
out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT
OUT YOU LITTLE FLY!!!!" |
| Two
Things I Learned At The Movies... |
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► All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach
up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level
on the man lying beside her.
► No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
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| Famous
Last Words: |
| "I'll
hold it and you light the fuse." |
