| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Bruce
Willis (1955)
Wyatt Earp (1848)
Glenn Close (1947)
Renee Taylor (1933)
Ursula Andress (1936)
Phyllis Newman (1933)
Bruce Willis (1955)
Edward Saverin (1982)
Clarence Frogman Henry (1937)
Ricky Wilson (1953 - 1985)
Craig Lamar Traylor (1989)
Birhan Sirhan (1944)
Wyatt Earp (1848 - 1929) |
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| Things
Heard on TV's Family Feud: |
Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Something associated with the police - Pigs
A sign of the zodiac - April
Something slippery - A conman
A kind of ache - Filet 'O' Fish
A food that can be brown or white - Potato |
| March
18th's Joke: |
Sally, a (Generic Funny Minority) , of course*, (* or
any group you want to pick on), goes on her first camping trip.
Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered
to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together
and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the
cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making
up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to
fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their
equipment before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited.
They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their
first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted
to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare
the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I
can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches
you brought."
Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should
be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."
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| Today's
Random Quote:... |
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the
leather straps."
- Emo Phillips |
