| Celebrities
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Rosie O'Donnell (1962)
Kevin Federline (1978)
Solomon Burke (1940)
Mathew Broderick (1962)
Gary Oldman (1958)
Roger Hodgson (1950)
Timothy Dalton (1944)
Method Man (1970)
Deryck Whibley (1980)
Ananda Lewis (1973)
Johann Sebastian Bach (1685 - 1750) |
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| March
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| March
21's Joke - "Yam's Story" |
You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato
had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had
a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam.'
They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the
facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half
baked because she could get Mashed, get a bad name like 'Hot
Potato,' and then end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, that no Mr. McSpud would get her in the
sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her!
But she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of food and exercise so as not to be skinny
like her Shoestring cousins.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato even told her about going off to Europe
and to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland. And
even the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. They
also said she should watch out for the Indians when going out
west because she could get Scalloped.
Yam told them she would stay on the straight and narrow and
wouldn't associate with those high class Blue Belles or the
ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade
on all the trucks you see around town that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. & Mrs. Potato wanted the best for Yam, so they sent
her to Idaho P.U., that's Potato University, where the Big Potatoes
come from. When she graduates, she'll really be in the Chips.
One day Yam came home and said she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset and said she couldn't marry
him because Tom Brokaw is just a common tator. |
| Today's
Random Celebrity Quotes... |
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak
and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln |
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have
had years and years of training can, using only their hands
and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of
the world.
- Dave Barry
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
- A. Whitney Brown
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