| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Bob
Mackie (1940)
Peyton manning (1976)
Kelly LeBrock (1960)
R. Lee Ermey (1944 - PCM
Interview)
Lara Flynn Boyle (1970)
Louie Anderson (1953)
Tommy Hilfiger (1951)
Keisha Castle-Hughes (1990)
Sharon Corr (1970)
Robert Carradine (1954)
Alyson Hannigan (1974)
Star Jones Reynolds (1962)
Donna Peskow (1954)
Annabella Sciorra (1964)
Nick Lowe (1949)
Norman Fell (1924 - 1998)
Harry Houdini 'Erik Weisz' (1874 - 1926)
Steve McQueen (1930 - 1980)
Roscue "Fatty" Arbuckle (1887 - 1933)
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| March
24 Trivia |
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► 1989 - The Exxon Valdez, captained by Joseph Jeffrey
Hazelwood, hits Prince William Sound, spilling 11,000,000 gallons
of Alaskin crude oil. |
| March
24th's 'Don't Try This At Home' Story: |
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is a story in a local South Island community paper. Recently
a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood
tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled
around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the
indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched
on the lights. . He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationery for a few more
minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive
slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently
waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, promptly pulled the' man over and carried
out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at
all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you
to accompany me to the police station this breathalyzer equipment
must be broken.".
"I doubt it", said the man, "tonight I was
the Designated Decoy."
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| College
Dregrees |
► Engineering: "How will this work?"
► Science: "Why will this work?"
► Management: "When will this work?"
► Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"
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| Ancient
Wisdom: |
Good
people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while
bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Plato (427-347 B.C.) |
