| Celebrities
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Lucy
Lawless (1968)
Amy Sedaris (1961 - PCM
Interview)
Eric Idle (1943)
Elle Macpherson (1963)
Perry Farrell (1959)
Marina Sirtis (1955)
John Tyler (1790)
Jill Goodacre (1965)
Christopher Lambert (1957)
Bud Cort (1948)
Pearl Bailey (1918)
Vangelis (1943)
Sam Walton (1918 - 1992) |
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| March
29th - Battle of the Sexes |
► I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name
was Always.
► I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like
to interrupt her.
► Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding
ring, and suffering.
► The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's
on the TV?" I said," Dust!"
► In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then
God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then,
neither God nor man has rested.
► Why do men die before their wives? They want to. |
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March
29th's Jokes:
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for
something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting
under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away
on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and
devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers
digest and writers cramp.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one
of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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| Famous
Last Words... |
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"This doesn't taste right." |
