| Celebrities
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Al Gore (1948)
Rhea Pearlman (1948)
Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
Herb Alpert (1935)
Christopher Walken (1943)
Gordie Howe (1928)
Shirley Jones (1934)
Angus Young (1955)
Ewan McGregor (1971)
Gabe Kaplan (1945)
Reah Pearlman (1948)
Richard Chanberlain (1935)
Franz Josef Haydn (1732-1809)
Liz Claiborne (1929 - 2007) |
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| March
31st's Random Trivia: |
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What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
They were all invented by women.
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| March
31st's Joke: |
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A woman ran out and approached the electrician walking up
her driveway.
"Where were you, you were supposed to be here to fix
my doorbell yesterday?", she asked.
He replied: "I rang the bell three times, you didn't
answer, so I thought you weren't home."
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March
31st
Things Bart Wrote On The Chalkboard |
There
are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail. |
| Today's
Real Life Inspirational Saying: |
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Plagiarism saves time. |
| Today's
Birthday Boy Quote: |
I
think; therefore I am.
- Rene Descartes, philosopher and inventor of calculus |