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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Letoya
Luckett (1981)
Eric Burdon (1941)
Salavador Dali (1904)
Laetitia Casta (1978)
Frances Fisher (1952) |
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May Trivia
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► 1980 - Bob Marley died from lung cancer |
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11th's Joke: |
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An 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things,
so they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is
wrong with them. They see the doctor and tell him about the
memory problems they've been having. After a check-up, the doctor
tells them that they are physically fine but might want to start
writing things down to help them remember things. They thank
the doctor and leave.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair. "Where are you going?" asks his
wife. "To the kitchen," he replies. "Will you
get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asks. "Sure,"
he says. She says, "Maybe you should write it down so
you'll remember." "I'll remember," he says
"Well, I would also like some strawberries on top,"
she says. "You had better write that down cause I know
you'll forget." "I can remember that," he says,
as he begins to loose his patience. "You want a bowl
of ice cream with strawberries."
"I would also like whip cream on top," she adds,
"I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down!
I will remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen
to get the food.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands
her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for
a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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Joke For People Over 55: |
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"When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your
cheek, that's a moray!" |
