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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Robert
Pattinson (1986)
Stevie Wonder (1950)
Darius Rucker (1966)
Bea Arthur (1923 - 2010)
Joe Louis (1914)
Sam Anderson (1945 - PCM
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May Trivia
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A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class, that
each student should think of a story and then a moral for that
story to share with the class the next day. The following day
the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story,
and little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and
every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive
into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit
a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto
the road."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Suzy replies,
"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next little Lucy offers to tell her story Lucy, and she
says, "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend
we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last
weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Lucy replies,
"Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Finally it's little Billy's turn and he says, "My uncle
Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down
over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with
only a machine gun, a machete, and case of beer. On the way
down he drank the case of beer."
"Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100
Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but
ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed
20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the
last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is
possibly any moral to his story and Billy replies, "Don't
mess with uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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► A Flashlight: A case for holding dead
batteries.
► Shin: A device
for finding furniture in the dark.
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