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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Timothy
Olyphant (1968)
Busta Rhymes (1972)
James 'Jimmy' Stewart (1908)
Cher (1946)
Mindy Cohn (1960)
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole (1959)
Gardner Fox (1911)
Joe Cocker (1944)
Leon Schlesinger (1884)
James Stewert (1908) |
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May Trivia
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20th's Joke: |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine they raised thier tent, lay
down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes
awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" says Holmes. Watson
pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that
the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
I can see that God is all powerful and that we're small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson,
you idiot. Some scoundrel has stolen our tent."
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you
have not only $1.19 in change but also have the largest amount
of money in coins without being able to make exact change for
a dollar.
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