| Celebrities
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Lisa Edelstein (1966)
Notorious B.I.G. (1972)
Harold Robbins (1916)
Judge Reinhold (1957)
Mr T. (1952)
Fats Waller (1904)
Robert Momtgomery (1904)
Nick Cassavetes (1959)
Sam Jaffe (1901 - 2000)
Raymond Burr (1917 - 1993)
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FYI...
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| May
Trivia |
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| May
21st's Joke: |
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A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night
in the country when their car ran out of gas.
They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. When
they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had
only two beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn
with the animals.
The three quickly agreed.
The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other
two have the beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there
was a knock on the bedroom door.
The Rabbi entered exclaiming "I can't sleep in the barn;
there is a pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep
in the same room with a pig!"
The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious
problem with pigs.
However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through
the bedroom door saying "There's a COW in the barn! I
can't sleep in the same room as a cow! It's against my religion!"
The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the
barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals.
Two minutes later, the bedroom door burst open and the pig
and the cow entered...
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| Things
I Learned At The Movies... |
Kitchens don't have light switches.
When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge
door and use that light instead. |
