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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jewel (1974)
Drew Carey (1958)
Karen Duffy (1961)
Joan Collins (1933)
Kelly Monaco (1976)
Douglas Fairbanks (1883 - 1939)
Mindi Abair (1969 - PCM
Interview) |
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May Trivia
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23rd's Joke: |
An Australian tourist was sitting at the bar in an Irish pub
when all of a sudden a guy yelled out "Number 43!",
and all the other drinkers started laughing. A few minutes later
another guy yelled out "Number 77!, and again everybody
laughed.
The Australian thought this was a bit odd, so he asked the barman
what was going on. The barman said, "Well, it's like this
- these people have been drinking here for years, and they all
tell the same jokes. So a couple of years ago we decided to
give each joke a number, and now when someone starts telling
a joke, if you think you know what it is you call out the number
and if people think it's a funny one they will laugh."
The Aussie thought he'd give this a try. He waited until it
was quiet and then stood up and shouted "Number 88!"
and everybody laughed loudly and hysterically for ten minutes
or more. People were falling over and crying with laughter.
The pub was in uproar.
The Aussie said to the barman, "So tell me, why did they
laugh more at my joke than the others?" And the barman
said, "Well, there are two reasons - firstly, it was a
very funny joke, and secondly, nobody had heard it before."
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| Things
I Learned At The Movies... |
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All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread
and...
... medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
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