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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Mick
Ronson (1946 - 1993)
Jay 'Tonto' Silverheels (1912 - 1980)
T.R. Knight ( 1973)
Helena Bonham Carter (1966)
Peggy Lee (1920 - 2002)
Pam Grier (1949)
Levon Helm (1942)
Kristen Pfaff (1967-1994, Age 27)
Lenny Kravitz (1964)
Bobcat Goldthwait (1962)
Hank Williams Jr (1949)
Al Jolson (1886 - 1950)
Philip Michael Thomas (1949)
Stevie Nicks (1948)
James Arness (1923)
John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
Dr. Sally Ride (1951)
Ashley Massaro (1979)
Peter Cushing (1913)
Miles Davis (1926 - 1991)
Sam Edwards (1915 - 2004) |
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Lawyer
Jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and
a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetery |
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Today's
Celebrity Quote:
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"I
don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from
them. There were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
- John Wayne |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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| If
a statue in the park of a person on a horse has one or both
front legs in the air, the person died as a result of wounds
received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground,
the person died of natural causes. |
