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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Kevin
Eastman (1962)
Trey Parker (1972)
Colm Meaney (1953)
Gale Sayers (1943)
Mel Blanc (1908 - 1989)
Wynonna Judd (1964)
Stepin Fetchit (1902)
Benny Goodman (1909 - 1986) |
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May Trivia
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30th's Joke: |
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I
saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can
I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the latest models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with
the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning
and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park
area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we
have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand
while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does
anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the early
days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were
stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight
staircases. |
