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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Bo
Bice (1975)
Jenny McCarthy (1972)
Toni Collette (1972)
Sophie B Hawkins (1967)
Lyle Lovett (1957) |
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November
1st's 1st Joke:
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►A (Generic Funny Minority) went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons
of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to
do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk
bath." The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No," replied the (Generic Funny Minority) , "just up to my chin."
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November
1st's 2nd Joke:
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do. When the examination
was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell
me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just
lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife." |
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November
1st's 3rd Joke:
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Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it!
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until
you have knocked out their predecessors. |
