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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Adam
Ant (1954)
Kate Capshaw (1953)
Godzilla (1954)
Dolph Lundgren (1957)
Dennis Miller (1953)
Paula DeAnda (1989 - PCM
Interview)
Rosanne Barr (1952)
John Barry (1930)
Charles Bronson (1921) |
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November
3rd's haha!
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I
shook my fist at the sky in frustration "WHY ARE WE HERE?"
In the distance, I heard a woman's voice say "it's because
of that idiot Gilligan!" |
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November
's Joke:
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Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me
he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The
guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a
bird.'
Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish
because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'
Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'
Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a
parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot
fish.'
Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN
sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me
crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?' |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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► E.T.'s favorite candy was Reeces Pieces.
It was supposed to be M & M's but the manufacturer didn't
want the candy associated with an alien. |
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Today's
Essay Writing Tip
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Comparisons are as bad as cliches. |
