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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Famke
Janssen (1965)
Bryan Adams (1959)
Art Garfunkle (1941)
Jim Steranko (1938)
Tatum O'Neal (1963)
Robert Patrick (1958)
Myron Floren (1919)
Ike Turner (1931)
Natalie Schafer (1900)
Joel McCrea (1905)
Elke Sommer (1941)
Roy Rodgers (1911)
Vivien Leigh (1913) |
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November
5th Trivia
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A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After
he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber
said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12
prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front
of the door.
Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair
cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No
charge. I consider it a service to the community." The
next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts
and a thank you note from the police officer.
Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done
he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge.
I consider it a service to the country." The next morning,
the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front
of the door.
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November
5th's Joke:
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest
in his paintings which were on display at that time.
"You know George, I have good news and bad news,"
the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your
work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your
death. When I told him it would, he bought all 27 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's
the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor." |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly and for the same reason... |
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Did
You Know?...
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Do you know how many lawyer jokes there really are in the world?
Only three.
The rest are true stories.
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