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Celebrities Born Today: <
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 Veronica
Lake (1919)
lil Boosie (1983)
Condoleeza Rice (1954)
Laura San Giacomo (1962)
Yanni (1954)
Curt Schilling (1966)
Prince Charles (1948)
Dick Powell (1904)
Josh Duhamel (1972)
Travis Barker (1975)
Louise Brooks (1906) |
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November
14th's Smart Joke:
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► A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were
sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across
the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building.
Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person.
"They have multiplied," said the biologist.
"Oh no, an error in measurement," the physicist
sighed.
"If exactly one person enters the building now, it will
be empty again," the mathematician concluded.
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November
14th's Spiteful Joke:
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Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
"Cash, check or charge?" She asked after folding
the items Jennifer had bought.
As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" The cashier
asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused
to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil
thing I could do to him."
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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► We can't find the Happiness...
But, we can make it.
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There are 30 shopping days until Christmas! |
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So
A Golfer And A Caddie Are Walking In The Fairway...
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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time,
caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
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